Which all the (biased, objective-driven) religious talkers can read and those who believe in their coke can can ignore. _________________ "But revenge is sweet . . . and I'm not going to make any predictions but I can tell you this, I can forgive but I'll never forget. I can promise you that."
You think in a league where half of the players spend their offseasons blowing rails off hookers, teams are going to be scared of drafting a guy because he's a relegious nutbag?
I was going to use Reggie White, and his chronicled homophobia, as an example of where extreme religious views could work in a locker room setting, but then I remembered White's views were parallel with 99.4 percent of the league. Not to mention, White had Hall of Fame talent.
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:36 am
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Tim Tebow tackled his mom because if he tried to throw it to her it would be wobbly and 5 yards short. _________________ "But revenge is sweet . . . and I'm not going to make any predictions but I can tell you this, I can forgive but I'll never forget. I can promise you that."
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:23 pm
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Tim Tebows commercial will be alot like his NFL career. Much ado about nothing. Easily the worst Super Bowl commerical year ever. _________________ His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud.
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:43 pm
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Parks wrote:
NRK wrote:
Tim Tebow tackled his mom because if he tried to throw it to her it would be wobbly and 5 yards short.
That just doesn't make any sense at all.
Ugh. Post fail by me. If he tried to throw "the ball" to her would actually make that horrible sentence make sense.
_________________ "But revenge is sweet . . . and I'm not going to make any predictions but I can tell you this, I can forgive but I'll never forget. I can promise you that."
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:47 pm
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Tim Tebow can't throw.
Happy? _________________ "But revenge is sweet . . . and I'm not going to make any predictions but I can tell you this, I can forgive but I'll never forget. I can promise you that."
Tim Tebow's thought process in Nick's terrible joke:
"I want to throw the ball to Mom. I can't throw a football though. If I throw her a football it will be a wobbly pass that lands 5 feet in front of her. I'LL JUST TACKLE HER INSTEAD!!!!!"
In Nick's mind this is funny? And makes sense?
I can't imagine relying on Nick and/or Greg[g] to represent me in any legal matter ever. I'd die from fear. _________________ To a 5'6" guy in AFFLICTION gear? Are you serious? No problem. Bring them to me. Tossing midgets is fun. There's a kid at the gym that I go to who rocks a UFC hat and all this other garbage. He probably weights a buck 40. It would be hilarious.
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:42 pm
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I guess I'm the only one who finds it odd that a guy who prides himself in being a QB took a very non-QB attitude in the commercial.
But be sure to find humor out of something that was never intended to be humorous... I doubt you will though. _________________ "But revenge is sweet . . . and I'm not going to make any predictions but I can tell you this, I can forgive but I'll never forget. I can promise you that."
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:46 pm
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False Greg[g], I pick my doctors based on my judge of their humor level on a website. _________________ "But revenge is sweet . . . and I'm not going to make any predictions but I can tell you this, I can forgive but I'll never forget. I can promise you that."
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Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:00 am
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Another Facebook idiot:
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Gotta say it-I WAS very much looking forward to the Tim TeBow ad during the Superbowl. Having seen it, I was disappointed with the 30sec. presentation.In my opinion, it was poorly produced-message was way to vague for 3million $. Either say it strongly and with quality or wait until you have it right. I support the me...ssage, just was not impressed with what I saw-not a clear -strong message in this ad-in my opinion.See More
The fact I'm related to this person makes me want to swallow a bottle of pills.
I'm not sure I necessarily disagree with the point he's trying to make, though.
If you feel strongly about something, you deliver that message... you don't try to be coy about it. It makes you sound like you're too afraid of what other people are going to think about what you have to say. It's like you're trying to trick them, and that does more damage to your argument than actually being upfront about it.
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Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:11 am
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Parks wrote:
NRK wrote:
False Greg[g][g][g], I pick my doctors based on my judge of their humor level on a website.
That's post number two in this thread where you make no sense at all.
You're not really going the "I wasn't trying to be funny, only ironic" route, are you?
I mean, I don't care (though I'm still posting about it... huh) but honestly, that's not me trying to be funny. That's just the way I talk/post. If you find it funny, ok, if you don't ok. It's not the end of the world.
I obviously do not like Tebow for a good number of reasons. I find it weird that he wants so badly to be a QB and yet he didn't act like that in the commercial. And he can't throw. Those combined together = my message. That's about it.
I'll leave it out of my stand up routine. _________________ "But revenge is sweet . . . and I'm not going to make any predictions but I can tell you this, I can forgive but I'll never forget. I can promise you that."
False Greg[g][g][g][g], I pick my doctors based on my judge of their humor level on a website.
That's post number two in this thread where you make no sense at all.
You're not really going the "I wasn't trying to be funny, only ironic" route, are you?
I mean, I don't care (though I'm still posting about it... huh) but honestly, that's not me trying to be funny. That's just the way I talk/post. If you find it funny, ok, if you don't ok. It's not the end of the world.
I obviously do not like Tebow for a good number of reasons. I find it weird that he wants so badly to be a QB and yet he didn't act like that in the commercial. And he can't throw. Those combined together = my message. That's about it.
I'll leave it out of my stand up routine.
So, wait, you want him to act like a QB ALL THE TIME?
He should have on eye black and a helmet when he goes to Kroger?
It was a commercial Nick. They use make believe in commercials.
Were you upset about the Peyton Manning commercials where he pretended to be a fan and cheered on other people at their jobs because QBs don't do that?
I mean this is why I said I'd be afraid if you and Greg[g] were my attorneys. It has NOTHING to do with not wanting attorneys with terrible senses of humor and EVERYTHING to do with not wanting stupid attorneys. _________________ To a 5'6" guy in AFFLICTION gear? Are you serious? No problem. Bring them to me. Tossing midgets is fun. There's a kid at the gym that I go to who rocks a UFC hat and all this other garbage. He probably weights a buck 40. It would be hilarious.
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Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:09 pm
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Parks wrote:
NRK wrote:
Tim Tebow tackled his mom because if he tried to throw it to her it would be wobbly and 5 yards short.
I mean clearly, if you can't throw the logical next option is to tackle someone.
Thanks. That was EXACTLY my point. _________________ "But revenge is sweet . . . and I'm not going to make any predictions but I can tell you this, I can forgive but I'll never forget. I can promise you that."
But this guy's regular status updates include bible verses and the word "GLORY!!!!!!".
Stop worrying about how embarrasing your family is and start figuring out how you're going to make it through the snowstorm safely.
Your Mom is worried sick.
And she doesn't need anymore drama right now. _________________ To a 5'6" guy in AFFLICTION gear? Are you serious? No problem. Bring them to me. Tossing midgets is fun. There's a kid at the gym that I go to who rocks a UFC hat and all this other garbage. He probably weights a buck 40. It would be hilarious.
I was going to post on FB that she didn't need to worry because Jeff would be picking Parks up and since he's completed rehab he's managed to stay mostly sober.
I figured that might be crossing a line though. _________________ To a 5'6" guy in AFFLICTION gear? Are you serious? No problem. Bring them to me. Tossing midgets is fun. There's a kid at the gym that I go to who rocks a UFC hat and all this other garbage. He probably weights a buck 40. It would be hilarious.
I assumed since she's your Mom she's grown to love terrible jokes. _________________ To a 5'6" guy in AFFLICTION gear? Are you serious? No problem. Bring them to me. Tossing midgets is fun. There's a kid at the gym that I go to who rocks a UFC hat and all this other garbage. He probably weights a buck 40. It would be hilarious.
This was the front page story on ESPN, by the way. This. They think people want to read about this and care about this.
We all know this piece of shit network dedicates a face in each sport to celebrate and then overrates that player to death but this is out of control? All eight divisions covered? For a guy almost everyone recognizes will be an insignificant pro player? Possibly a new low.
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Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:55 pm
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Lions draft probability medium?
Fucking hilarious.
This guy is getting exactly what he wants. It will be SO fun being right about him. _________________ "But revenge is sweet . . . and I'm not going to make any predictions but I can tell you this, I can forgive but I'll never forget. I can promise you that."
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Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:08 pm
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Fool wrote:
I never did catch the commercial.
It was nothing. _________________ "But revenge is sweet . . . and I'm not going to make any predictions but I can tell you this, I can forgive but I'll never forget. I can promise you that."
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Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:11 pm
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Fool wrote:
Except a colossal waste of Chilean relief funds.
fixed. _________________ "But revenge is sweet . . . and I'm not going to make any predictions but I can tell you this, I can forgive but I'll never forget. I can promise you that."
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