If the Detroit Tigers abortion of an abomination season wasn’t bad enough on about 1,000 levels, the fact that it appears that the human melanoma (Jim Leyland) has decided he isn’t going to meltdown and quit anytime soon makes this debacle even worse.

(Well, we can always hold out hope for a school shooting in the Metro area to expedite Cancer Stick’s departure in the near future, but that seems pretty cynical. Even for me.)

I mean, at least if the Emaciated Manager with the Caved in Face decided to retire and become a professional slots player, at least there would be SOMETHING to look forward to in 2009.

Instead we have to deal with shit like I am going to write about.

I don’t want to go all Rob Neyer on you, but it is once again time to do a little comparison. Read More